#Still the best fucking post on tumblr.
#God reading gay porn about his son and his boyfriend.
#God writing gay porn about his son and his boyfriend.
After 3 years, John receives a text. It says “I bought milk, I’ll put the kettle on. Come home, it may be dangerous. SH”, and John calls Lestrade, because maybe a madman is in his flat. And indeed, there he is.
This is the best one yet!
AU: Loki gets detention for lipping off a teacher,
When he gets there he finds some familiar faces who have also gotten detention
avengers breakfast club!au?? yes pLEASE
I didn’t realize how much I wanted high school!Avengers until right now.
Destiel AU - Dean’s keeping one foot firmly planted inside the closet, even after acknowledging feelings for his best friend, Castiel. Cas on the other hand, isn’t sure he wants to be pulled back in, no matter how much he cares for Dean.
↳”You’re okay with that? Right, Cas? We could just keep…fooling around. But we don’t have to, like, make it official or anything. I mean, I’m not even sure that I’m really—”
“Yes, Dean. I understand.”
“And we’re cool, right?”
“Yes, Dean. Of course.”
AU - School Reunion
└ The Doctor poses as a substitute teacher for a week at Dean’s school. They form an unlikely friendship where Dean manages to trust him enough to divulge the secrets of his life. But all of a sudden, the Doctor disappears. Years later, he finds Dean once again.
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN IN SEASON 8
Human!Impala episode: The one where the Impala is turned into a human (Ian Somerhalder) and Dean can’t accept that the car he’s called Baby for years is a man. The Impala, Baby, takes Dean out for a drink to try to get him to talk to him.
Baby: Why can’t you even look at me? I’m still Baby.
Dean: Baby is not a dude. I want to know what happened to my car.
Baby: Here, have a drink. Chill out.
Dean: I’ll take the drink but I will not chill out until I get MY Baby back.
Baby: We’ve been through this…
Dean: Fine, tell me something only Baby would know…
Baby: I’ll give you three examples, big boy. First, you’ve rebuilt me from the ground up, twice. Second, you hooked up with that semi-angel Anna in the backseat of…me as her last night on earth as a human.
*chuckles and smirks*
And, most of all, I know what you did with that cute angel in the trenchcoat in the backseat…*imitates Dean moaning* Oh Cas!
Dean: *ultimate bitchface and silence*
Baby: Secret is safe with me, stud. *leans in close* Also I know you have another handprint scar on your ass.
Holy mother of all crossovers. I NEED THIS LIKE AIR. BECAUSE JACK WOULD STILL BE THERE. AFLODKJF AL;SDKJF;DIFJA;OEIFN
SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT
BUT I NEED MORE.
OH MY GOD THIS IS BEYOND PERFECT
SOMEONE WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM REUNITING PLEASE I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRSTBORN CHILD
THIS THIS THIS ^^^
I’m on it, around one third of the way through, check back soon
Professor McGonagall welcomes new students to
This is just excellent.
did anyone else have her voice saying this as you read it in your head?
Colonel Catastian Meowran.
Molly’s though. oMG